I too am a proud member of the “I got sucker punched” club. A high school stalker decided to ambush me on a dark street after a guy’s baseball game with a truckload of her bat-wielding friends. The punch to my mouth landed when I looked down to put my key in my car door. My head flew back and I was able to recover and look her in the eye and ask very calmly, “Why’d you do that?” She was super agitated and said “I’m going to fight you.” To which I said “No you’re not.” I realized in that moment my friends were useless. Lol. I saw her friends in the open bed of a truck who seemed ripe with rage with nothing to lose and I knew I had to remain calm. So, I was able to talk her off the ledge playing along to self-protect. My friends and I got in my car and drove away and then the next day I got her kicked out of school permanently. Tah-dah! It was crazy and disturbing as she stalked me for months causing all sorts of problems. Perhaps I’ll write an article about it. BTW, It’s so true, chick fights are the worst!